Kawan
jika terasa tiba2 nak melarikan diri jauh dair amsalah
hubungilah aku
aku takkan suruh kau berhenti
mungki aku akn berlari bersama kau
agar masalah kau boleh selesai
cuma jgn terlalu laju
aku tak larat nk kejar
kaki aku pendek
Kawan...
jika kau kecewa keluargamu tak bahagia
beritahulah aku
aku takkan buat kau benci kepada ibu bapa kau
tapi,
terimalah segala ketentuan Allah...
Kawan...
jika kau kecewa dengan hubungan kawan kau tu satu hari nanti
ceritalah pada aku
aku takkan sebut nama perempuan/lelaki itu
tetapi,
cubalah jadi lelaki/perempuan yang lebih soleh/solehah...
Tetepi kawan...
jika suatu hari aku berdiam diri
aku tidak membalas message kau,
aku tidak angkat panggilan dari kau,
hubungilah aku segera
sebab waktu itu aku...
ermm...
aku perlukan kau
atau aku sudah tiada lagi di dunia ini.
Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... ;'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
Allah Lebih Tahu
Selamat beramal
Bila Allah cepat makbulkan Doamu,
Maka DIA Menyayangimu,
Bila DIA Lambat Makbulkan doamu,
Maka DIA Ingin Mengujimu,
Bila DIA Tidak Makbulkan Doamu,
Maka Dia Merancang Sesuatu Yang lebih Baik Untukmu.
Oleh itu, Sentiasalah Bersangka Baik Pada ALLAH
Dalam Apa Jua Keadaan Pun...
Kerana Kasih sayang ALLAH Itu Mendahului KemurkaanNya. .
Petua Awet Muda for Young Mum
Well, firstly I don’t know how to translate it in English but they are some practise by the old folks and then inherited to the young ones, to keep one stays youthful.
No, it does not involve magical potion, just some things you do in everyday life to ‘delay’ the signs of aging.
I’ve been doing some, not as much as I was younger. I’m just sharing, but I have no idea if they work. I do cause they just suit me. But before that, for many years, everywhere I go people said I look younger than my age. I was mistaken as a first year student while I was doing my PhD.
I went to the UK when I was 28, but my flatmate thought I was 16. He then laughed his head off when I admitted (proudly) that I was still a virgin, well that’s another story. He was a nice guy and we got along well. Even now, people still think I’m a student. Well, it could only be the way I carry myself, the way I behave etc.
Anyway, here are some of the petua. You may have heard about them, or are practising them
1. Ice is a no-noI don’t really like ice in my drinks. I would have a sharp uncomfortable feeling at the side of my head. Been avoiding for many years till I got married. I didn’t like spicy food, but I got influenced by hubby and now I can tolerate a little cold drink, to eliminate some strong spicy taste on my tongue. Maybe with only one or two cubes ice. You know Aida Rahim (now Radzwill), the actress. She mentioned she did not take ice, I used to like her and to me she is ‘hot’. Can you believe she is in her 50s now.
2. No drinks right after meal or while eatingBeen doing this since I was a teenager. The reason is, I’m a big eater. And when I eat a lot, top it up later with drinks I just feel bloated. I wait for at least half an hour. A little bit of change now. When I started dating and eat out a lot, it sound a bit weird when I said I didn’t want any drink. After a while, I just gave up, ordered and drank only a bit.
And I used to eat very slowly, so as soon as kids came into the picture, that’s history. Sometimes, no time to chew, swallow right away and I need water to wash the food down. You know what I mean. But I still find it uncomfortable and avoid drinking right away whenever I got the chance.
Well, anyway, this is not exactly for youthful look but for flat tummy. Well, I always have flat tummy even after 3rd child. To me, it is only logical that thin people come with flat tummy. But some friends insist, it is not necesserily so don’t ask me if the above works as I just don’t know.
3. No pillow under the headI just didn’t need one. I love pillows around my arms and legs, at my back but not under the head. That also changed after marriage. Having a sleep partner, I love snuggle close to him, my head either on his chest or his arm. I heard from a friend’s father, who swore that it was his secret. And he really looked young and smart to me.
4. No fruit right after mealPeople tend to have fruits as dessert. I read somewhere to get the most out of fruits (important for youthful look, so they say), we should not eat right away after heavy meals especially if they come with a lot of carbo. Something to do with the reaction in the different type of sugar. I don’t know the detail. They said the best is around an hour before or after the meal.I love juicy fruits, and for the same reason as Number 2, I don’t take fruit right away too.
That’s all I can think of now. Again, don’t know if they work. Just sharing.
Thanks for reading;). I should be working, really!
By
mama22beas
Mom of 4 child and IKEA freak :p
Thoughts for the day
Words of d day !
Roses are red; violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you.
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Twinkle twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers too.If rain makes all things beautifulWhy doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straightaway
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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.HE saw me thirsty, HE created PepsiHE saw me in dark, HE created lightHE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
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When your life is in darkness, pray to God ask him to free you fromdarkness and if after you pray, you're still in darkness, Please payyour ELECTRICITY BILL!
Choice of a baby BOY or GIRL
*************************************************************************************************************The wisdom of our (?) ancestors!
Background:
Man’s sperm consists of X & Y spermatozoa, X spermatozoon decides the female whereas Y is the male. Referring to these physiological properties of the spermatozoa, gynecologists set up the theory of ‘Choice of a girl or a boy’.
1st factor: Food
If you want a baby girl:
Husband must eat more alkaline food, wife eats more acidic food.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband eats more acidic food, wife eats more alkaline food.
Alkaline food: vegetables, fruits, egg white, milk, algae, etc.
Acidic food: meat, seafood, etc.
2nd factor: Timing (When to do it?)
If you want a baby girl:
Frequent copulation during pre-ovulation period.
If you want a baby boy:
Copulating just before ovulation or just after ovulation.
How to confirm ovulation period:
Body temperature increases (you may want to use SPC chart to monitor your body temperature here).
3rd factor: Penetration (How to do it?)
If you want a baby girl:
Husband to avoid deep penetration in the female vagina during copulation.
If you want a baby boy:
Deep penetration by the husband is suggested.
Reasoning:
Characteristics of X & Y spermatozoa
- X: Marathon runner with good stamina
- Y: Sprinter but poor stamina
So, with deep penetration, the chances for Y to reach destination will be higher.
4th factor: Stimulation
If you want a baby girl:
Wife should avoid stimulation during copulation. Secretion from female vagina becomes alkaline when stimulated, therefore this promotes the activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband ejaculates after wife has been stimulated.
5th factor: Wife’s Preparation
If you want a baby girl:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of white vinegar in 1 liter of water. Since an acidic condition decreases activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of soda in 1 liter of water.
6th factor: Positioning
If you want a baby girl:
Female to be on the top position & male to be on the bottom position.
If you want a baby boy:
Male to be on the top position & female to be on the bottom position. This posture allows the Y spermatozoon to reach the destination faster.
HOROSCOPE PERSPECTIVES
This is a year when the Dog person is into its own year. You should take more care of your health. Rest and exercise well. Drive carefully. However, there is a lucky sign which would help you through most troubles.
WORK Good with your superior and elderly people. You are good with design or arts work. Do not change jobs or start a new business.
WEALTH The better known you are, the more money you can make. Do not gamble or speculate.
ROMANCE Your relations may be somewhat volatile. Beware a third party getting involving between you and your beloved one.
HEALTH You tend to get tired easily. Watch out your liver and gallbladder areas.
Highlights of Dog of Different Years ·
1994 Accident prone. You have too many ideas and tend to be rebellious. ·
1982 Your relations are volatile. Drive carefully and beware of legal conflicts. ·
1970 A hard working year for you. Drive carefully. There is legal sign involved. ·
1958 This is a lucky year for you. You would do even better by going outside your home town. ·
1946 There is a bleeding sign involved. Take your time at work. Beware of sharp objects. 1934 You would very stubborn and like to argue with people. Relax!
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BOAR 1995 1983 1971 1959 1947 1935
This is a lucky year for you, especially if you are male. You are good with people, but deep inside you, you are lonely. This is a good year for you to talk. You would do very well if you are a lawyer, actor, singer, geomancer, communicator or in public relation. Beware that your wealth may attract controversies or legal conflicts.
WORK You have authority, especially when you are in the business of talking or giving speeches. Your charity work will bring you good luck.
WEALTH Males boar people would do better than the female counterpart. The more service-oriented, you better you do.
ROMANCE You would feel lonely a lot of the time. Be cautious of misunderstanding with your beloved one. Female boar people beware of deceit.
HEALTH You may get sick easily, such as cold and flu's. Take good rests and exercise well to release your pressure.
Highlights of Boar of Different Years ·
1995 You are smart and do well in school. You can also be subjective & do things your own way.
1983 Your income is in direct proportion to your hard work. Don't get burnt out. Organize your time properly. ·
1971 It is time that you should expand your business. If you work for other people, you would likely be promoted. If you are self-employed, there are plenty of opportunities waiting for you. ·
1959 There would be people helping you. However, beware of controversies. Do more and talk less. ·
1947 Do not gamble or speculate. Your other income is quite good. Partnership is not good for you. Beware of theft. ·
1935 You are very demanding and nagging. Take it easy. You would be much happier.
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RAT 1996 1984 1972 1960 1948 1936
There is a lucky star shining on you. Still, you are prone to bleeding or surgeries. You have plenty of parties to attend. Yet you would always feel lonely. Stay away from burial places. There may be some elderly members in your family with health problems.
WORK Your lucky sign is unmistakable. If you work for other people, promotions are likely. If you still go to school, you are clever enough to do well. If you work for yourself, enjoy your social events, which may bring many opportunities.
WEALTH You would make money from many referrals. You would do even better if you travel more.
ROMANCE Although your people relations are good, you are very controversial. Try to listen more rather than talking.
HEALTH Beware of accidents and surgeries. Pay attention to your kidneys and bladder. Do some Tai Chi. It would be good for you.
Highlights of Rats of Different Years ·
1996 You are accident prone and easily distracted. You should pay more attention to studies. ·
1984 You would do very well in writing examinations. There are many parties waiting for you. ·
1972 Beware of people problems and gossips. You would do better away from home. There may sickness among your family members. ·
1960 You would be very busy, so busy that you may tend to be temperamental. Manage your time better. You would be less stressed out. ·
1948 You have a huge urge to learn. Even your work receives a lot of help. However, beware of possible accidents or surgeries. ·
1936 There is a lot of partying. You would be impatient and temperamental. Take your time to relax.
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OX 1997 1985 1973 1961 1949 1937
Your business is fine, especially you have power. Your income is weaker than your business. There would be jealousy from your colleagues. You favor decision making, management and helping others. Female ox people would fair better than the male counterpart.
WORK A promotion year if you work for other people. An expansion year if you work for yourself. This is a good year for writing exams or starting something new.
WEALTH Your income would be good, especially if you are dealing with the entertainment sector or female consumer items such as esthetics.
ROMANCE There are plenty of arguments, controversies and gossips. You may feel lonely. Your romances are a lot weaker than your business.
HEALTH You are accident prone. Watch out your heart and lungs
Highlights of Ox of Different ·
1997 You are agile and creative. Be bold with your ideas. ·
1985 Both business and income are good for you, so as romances. ·
1973 Very busy year. Stay away from money issues when dealing with friends. ·
1961 You would feel a lot of pressure at work. You may be rewarded with a promotion. ·
1949 You tend to be moody. Don't just pursue money as it is not too strong this year. Keep up your health instead. ·
1937 Do not gamble and don't get greedy. Value your family life.
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TIGER 1998 1986 1974 1962 1950
This is a good year for you to make major decisions as you would be sharp like a razor. Both your logical and intuitive minds are powerful. Although you are lucky, you may not avoid other people jealous of you. There would be gossips and controversies
WORK You are into a very powerful position at work. You do particularly if you are a builder, accountant or public servant.
WEALTH Your money sign is so so. Stay away from gambling or speculations.
ROMANCE You have plenty of romances. Even your people relations are good. You may attract other people's jealousy.
HEALTH You are accident prone. Handle sharp objects carefully and drive responsibly
Highlights of Tiger of Different Years ·
1998 Although you are accident prone, you study well. Your parents and teachers will like you. ·
1986 Yours romances are not stable. Take it easy. Amidst your many social activities, do not forget your studies. ·
1974 Be patient with those gossips that may hit you. Stay focused at your work. ·
1962 This is a good year for you to make money, including speculative kind. ·
1950 You have more power than money. A very busy year, don't forget to keep up your health. ·
1938 You would become like a kid. You would like to mix with younger people and even study with them.
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RABBIT 1999 1987 1975 1963 1951 1939
Rabbits and Dogs are connecting. This would give you a dominant effect on romances. There are plenty of lucky signs. You would study well, ready for promotions and have many new opportunities. Feel free to travel or expand outwards.
WORK Your work is greatly helped by your friends. There are many new connections and sources for business. You would be a very good advisor to other people. You would do well too in the public service sector.
WEALTH There are many sources to make money. However, you still need to spend some, especially to reward your friends and contacts.
ROMANCE Plenty of romances. If you are still single, consider marriage. If you are married, beware of extra-marital affairs.
HEALTH Overall, you are healthy. But you may be hit by some unexpected sudden illnesses. Keep up with your exercises.
Highlights of Rabbit of Different Years ·
1999 You would have some small accidents. Nonetheless, you study well and are well liked by your teachers. ·
1987 If you are in the service sector or in a business that requires talking, you should well. As such, you would also arouse controversies. You would make many new friends. Avoid gambling. ·
1975 You would develop a good name for yourself. Money is not quite there yet for you. Keep a low key among your colleagues. Be conservative in your investments. ·
1963 Watch out for the health of your elderly family members. Your work and income are good. ·
1951 A lucky star is shining on you. Both your authority and business would be smooth. This is time for promotion or expansion. ·
1939 You are accident prone, especially with the limbs. You should practice some spiritual endeavours.
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DRAGON 1988 1976 1964 1952 1940 2000
Dragon and Dog are opposite. Do not expect anything to be quiet and smooth. Stay away from gambling and speculations. Beware of lawsuits. Money seems to come and go easily. Frequent traveling should be good for you. Both "rat" and "horse" people should be of help to you.
WORK The more mobile you are, the better your business. Trading, buying and selling should be good for you. Do not expand your business. Be conservative and continue to do whatever you do best.
WEALTH Money could come and go easily. You can fulfill the prophecy by giving to a good charity cause, or re-furnish your home. Do not gamble.
ROMANCE Your relations could become very unstable, especially if you are female. Take it easy and don't over expect.
HEALTH There is bleeding sign. Have a checkup at the beginning of the year. Drive carefully. Watch out your waist and kidneys.
Highlights of Dragon of Different Years ·
1988 Be careful of what you eat. Stay focused in your studies. Don't make any major decisions as you would tend to make wrong decisions. ·
1976 There is a money-losing sign. Hence stay away from both gambling and speculations. Your romances are also volatile. Stay calm and dedicated. · 1964 You had to spend first before you can make money. Your name and credibility seem to be better than your income. ·
1952 The more mobile, the better you should fair. Consider some long-distance travels.
1940 You are both accident prone and worrisome. Just lay low and be careful.
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SNAKE 1989 1977 1965 1953 1941
There are some very dominant money stars with you this year. Both luck and people relations are promising. Your power would be increased. Both promotion and expansion are there, regardless some hurdles to go through in most cases.
WORK If you work for other people, you would be promoted. If you are in a position of authority, you could make very good decisions. Most of your endeavors would be smooth, especially those involving entertainments.
WEALTH There would be many sources of income. Your cost is hard work and keeping very busy.
ROMANCE If you are not yet married, consider so. If you are already married, don't get involved in extra-marital relations.
HEALTH Beware of overwork. Stay in shape by resting and exercising well.
Highlights of Snake of Different Years ·
1989 You would have plenty of help in your studies. This is a lucky year for you. ·
1977 Your work would be smooth. You would also like to spend money. Just make not lend money to your friends - you may not get it back. ·
1965 You have plenty of new ideas, and also many new opportunities. You would develop a good name for yourself. ·
1953 You would win over many admirers. Both work and income are good. There is a dominant travel sign for you. ·
1941 You would feel very agitated and impatient. Just relax and enjoy life.
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HORSE 1990 1978 1966 1954 1942
Both money and power are improving much this year. Your helpers would bring much luck. There is a bleeding sign. Take your time when dealing with sharp or dangerous objects. Be humble so as to minimize jealousy.
WORK This is a very promising for all walks of life such as: promotions for the working class, many new opportunities for the self-employed and easy riding for the students.
WEALTH There would be many sources to make money, especially if you are in the financial sector.
ROMANCE Consider marriage if you are still single. If you are married, you should enjoy each other more so than before.
HEALTH Take it easy at driving and at handling sharp objects. There is a bleeding sign with you.
Highlights of Horse of Different Years ·
1990 You have plenty of energy to head up your group. You would have a very active social life. ·
1978 Your relations and romances may not be stable. Be patient and understanding. ·
1966 You would have good relations with your friends. At the same time, you may spend your money too freely. Stay away from gambling. ·
1954 Your work would be smooth. Just be careful about what you have to say when dealing with people. ·
1942 You would have luck in your investments. There may some sickness among your family members for you to take care of.
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SHEEP 1991 1979 1967 1955 1943
There would be plenty of arguments and accidents. Keep a low key at work. Try to listen to other people's ideas. Don't argue with your boss. Live with those uncertainties this year. You may feel lonely at times.
WORK Be conservative. Live up to your boss' expectations. Don't change jobs or start a new business. You favor both entertainment and arts businesses.
WEALTH Your regular income would not be a problem. Your speculative income would be too weak. You earn your share by hard work.
ROMANCE There would not be too many romances. Learn something spiritual.
HEALTH You would be prone to accidents. Take you time when handling anything. Since you are prone to small accidents, modify your way of living.
Highlights of Sheep of Different Years ·
1991 You may be hit with many small illnesses and accidents. Be patient and focus on your studies and you would be ok. ·
1979 You would have friends (who are your lucky signs) helping you. So learn more and stay diversified. ·
1967 Your money would come and go, especially if you lend money to your friends. Beware of relations that involve money. ·
1955 You would be more famous than wealthy. Your inter-people relations are good. Your work is stable. ·
1943 You have a dominant money sign. You could make some money from investments.
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MONKEY 1992 1980 1968 1956 1944
You are granted with a very dominant "learning star". Your studies would be good. Your analytical skills would be greatly improved. There is a strong moving and traveling sign. You could start a new job or a new business.
WORK You would favor mobile work. As a worker, you would go through many changes. As self-employed, you would travel a lot and make inroad into many new areas.
WEALTH You tend to do better if you travel far distance. However, money seems to come and go. Hence don't take too much risk
ROMANCE You would have little romance as you tend to move around a lot. Never lose sight of your beloved one.
HEALTH Be careful about what you eat as you may get food poisoning. Avoid your bleeding sign by driving carefully and staying away from dangerous sharp objects.
Highlights of Monkey of Different Years ·
1992 You tend to be quite rebellious. Staying outside your home town could prove to be very beneficial for you. ·
1980 There is lots of pressure at both studies and work. You would be very busy. Luckily, you study very well. You would tend to argue with people. ·
1968 Beware of inter-people relations. Lay low and listen more, talk less. ·
1956 Your romances could be rocky as you like to argue too much. Don't let your problems affect your work. ·
1944 You would be accident prone. You tend to be temperamental and impatient. Just take it easy with yourself and your friends.
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ROOSTER 1993 1981 1969 1957 1945
You may encounter a few jealous people who cause gossips and arguments. Simple ignore them and focus on your work. Your work would be quite hectic. Your responsibilities are high, which may weaken your health. Luckily, you also have people willing to help you. Business diversification should be good for you.
WORK Multi-tasking and multi-businesses would be in your cards. Your work load is heavy. You favor financial, real estate and entertainment businesses.
WEALTH You tend to spend some money before you can make it. Your income would be from the help of your friends.
ROMANCE Your people relations are not too strong this year. You may even feel lonely. You tend to argue with your beloved one too much.
HEALTH There is a sickness sign in you this year. Rest well and exercise more.
Highlights of Rooster of Different Years ·
1993 You tend to argue with people too easily. Stay put in your studies. ·
1981 Your hard work, both mentally and physically, may take a toll on you. Also watch out your diet and eating habits. ·
1969 If you work for other people, there would be chances for promotion, both position and salary. If you are self-employed, you would expand outwards. Be careful of people problems. ·
1957 Be conservative, unless you expand outwards. Most endeavors tend to be unstable and changeable. ·
1945 Stay away from other people's problems. You may have to tough out some hardship before things become easy.
What kind of employee r u?
Aries employees make excellent troubleshooters.They'll usually want to be out in the field at a variety of different work sites fixing things. They certainly won't be happy for very long behind a desk in a 9 to 5 schedule. The bored Aries employee who has been forced into a square hole will typically be restless, angry, and careless with details. No amount of money would compensate for being stuck in a routine job. Money in fact isn't why they are working at all. They do want to be paid fairly and need a status position to satisfy their competitive tendencies--but even more importantly, they'll want challenging new projects They typically like to have a sense of responsibility and need to feel needed. In return, they'll give their all and provide detailed, consistent work. They will literally work themselves to exhaustion to prove themselves. If you want to keep your Aries co-worker productive and happy, you'll want to give them the opportunity to work independently or let them help and lead less experienced workers.
Taurus Employee Profile (april 20 - may 20)
Taureans make some of the best employees. They are loyal, hardworking, and no-nonsense. They work methodically and follow projects through until they are complete. Some may appear to work a little too slowly-usually because they are so careful-but they will always finish what they start. They thrive on structure, schedules, and routine. You'll find them doing the same exact thing at the same time every day. Taureans, however, are not exactly the malleable workers that they often appear to be. If they have to work in a chaotic environment, they won't be happy and will be prone to child-like temper tantrums and stubbornness. They might react similarly if they have to work around ignorant people or at a job where there is no obvious potential for advancement. Taureans will be very unhappy if there isn't a ladder for them to climb. Even in the worst situations, they will find a way to advance slowly, winning over the most difficult people who may stand in their way of progress. Taurus employees will only take so much patiently and happily before they feel they are being taken advantage of. They will gladly accept orders and do whatever dirty work needs to get done, but they expect rewards. They want material gain, salary increases, and the potential for more power. To make your Taurus employees happy, be sure to give them projects through which they will see tangible results-hopefully something that will allow them to express their unique creativity in addition to their practical side. They don't want to feel mired in details for long periods of time. Make sure to schedule regular performance and salary reviews. This show of respect should keep them loyal to the company.
Gemini Employee Profile (may 21 - june 21)
Gemini employees can have difficulty concentrating on one thing for long periods of time. They have quick-moving minds and love to talk and communicate their ideas with others. They thrive on social interaction -- even if their jobs don't particularly support it. You'll be able to find them wandering from desk to desk gossiping about all the sordid news in the office. They can be powerful persuaders in their speech and make ideal salespeople and mediators. They love to negotiate and can work out the best Deal for everyone involved. When properly stimulated, they can manage to keep their wandering mind focused and actually be quite productive. When they are bored, bogged down with mundane detail-work, or forced to work with people who they consider droll, they can become mean-spirited and gossipy. Their moods can fluctuate vastly day to day, as well as their productivity. It is really against their nature to be forced into an average workday schedule and environment. They are happier travelling. lf they are in an office they will need constant new stimulation. Most will be wanting advancement if they see this as a way to escape the limitations of their jobs. This can motivate them to put extra effort into their job. If you work with a Gemini, try to avoid getting into any debates with them - they will surely win and it could end in some hard feelings on your part. They will need an accepting environment-one that supports their need for multi-tasking.
Cancer Employee Profile (june 22 - july 21)
The Cancer employee isn't at work to feed their ego -- their job is just a job and a means to get paid. They work steadily and are usually very reliable. You'll be able to depend on them to show up on time and do what is necessary. They won't get involved in power struggles or get upset when someone advances before them. They are able to accept the situation because they see it simply as a rung on the ladder up. Their motivation is security. They'll want more money the longer they've stayed at a job. They don't want to have to worry about how they'll make ends meet tomorrow so they'll need a stable position without much risk. Cancerian workers can slip into some dark moods on occasion. During these periods productivity tends to drop-as well as everyone else's in the office. Their moods can be so strong everyone becomes affected. To avoid the frequency of these occurrences, managers and co-workers should try to make the work environment as homey as possible-keep it well heated, cozy, and friendly. Don't press them to reveal their true inner thoughts-their tendency is to be secretive and protective, and they could see prying as an attempt to disturb their security.
Leo Employee Profile (july 22 - august 21)
Leo workers want to be first and at the center of the office. Even if they can't lead, they'll look for every opportunity to increase their own status - and if someone else seems ahead of them, look out. They will make it clear that they aren't happy by pouting and complaining. They want advancement so much that they'll take on more responsibility and carry a heavier load than anyone else does in the office. And they are self-promoters. It is likely that they are telling everyone in the office what a great job they are doing as well as giving everyone unwanted advice. They know they are superior and want everyone to know it as well. This arrogance can sometimes cause problems when working with management. But typically, they are just hard workers out to demonstrate just how good they really are. They thrive in sales positions - they can promote a product or company just as well as they promote themselves. Their strength and arrogance isn't just show either. In a crisis situation, Leos really demonstrate their true courage. Leos want to lead and will be pushing for more responsibility and rewards. They are happy to train and mentor new co- workers as they enjoy giving advice and being in positions of authority. If you are trying to manage a Leo employee, you'll need to give them plenty of praise, responsibility, and independence. They will certainly want to help lighten your load of management responsibilities. Just be careful- the next thing you know they could be taking over your job.
Virgo Employee Profile (august 22 - september 22)
In the right situations Virgos love to work. They make ideal employees, happily working late into the night to make sure everything is perfect and in order. If you are looking for an employee who doesn't mind starting from rock bottom in the most entry-level position at the company, hire a Virgo. They'll have no complaints about the position being beneath them. They are CONTENT with basic, honest hard work. Their contentment isn't always apparent, however. They love to complain and worry. They are quick to criticize the way things are done around the office and are the first ones to grumble disapprovingly at what they consider to be extravagance or laziness. They are blunt and honest and don't mince words over what they feel just isn't right. Usually, this will be brought on by someone doing a half-baked job or not being considerate of other co-workers. You'll want to constantly reassure them, but this will do little to quell their anxieties. They actually enjoy worrying, and there is little you can do about it. Just give them a detail - oriented project and let them work alone on it. You won't have to supervise a Virgo worker. They'll check all the facts before getting started and catch their own errors when they are done. To keep a Virgo employee happy, you should also make sure their environment is orderly and calm. You should also provide small gestures of appreciation. They don't need extravagance, just let them know you appreciate them in small ways that won't embarrass them. They will probably just shrug their shoulders and say, "It's no big deal." But deep down inside they need these little reassurances.
Libra Employee Profile (september 23 - october 22)
Libra employees are detailed, dedicated workers with sensitive natures. Managers and co-workers sometimes find them difficult to get a handle on. They pick up the energy of the office and are unable to prevent it from affecting them. Loud noise, flashy colors, and discordant vibrations will put them off so much that they will have difficulty fulfilling their obligations at work. One day they may seem like the most bright, hardworking, ambitious employee around. The next day they might be down, irritated, and unable to produce. Co-workers shouldn't fret when Libra employees are in a dark mood. It really won't last, as a happy state of mind can come over them just as quickly. When Libra employees are in a balanced frame of mind, they can be a powerful presence at work-they have a way of gracing everything they touch. Underneath that mess of moods, they really are basically happy and stable people. They are capable of profound logical thought and evaluate all sides of a situation before acting. They are one of the most intelligent Signs around. They are expert researchers and mediators. And their sensitivity to their environment makes them naturals at keeping things looking great. They will easily help others resolve conflicts and can act as a go-between with workers and management so that everyone ends up happy. If you want to keep your Libran worker smiling, give them the respect they are due and put them in a position where they can project their great charm and diplomacy. They won't be CONTENT to take orders for very long, either- make sure they are given increased responsibility.
Scorpio Employee Profile (october 23 - november 21)
Scorpio employees usually exude a quiet self-confidence. They are self-sufficient and do not depend on others for a sense of self-worth. They keep their private life separate from work and take complete responsibility for their actions and their situation. They don't make excuses; they just take care of business and expect everyone else to do the same. Those who don't, co- workers and managers- will have to endure the Scorpio wrath. They don't mind being completely vocal about what they feel is wrong with any given situation. And if you tread on their fire be sure to expect retaliation. They won't take insults or opposition lying down. If you manage a Scorpio employee, be sure to follow through with your word and don't break any promises-Scorpio is keeping track and building up some heavy resentments against you if you do. You may not even be aware of it until too late-but when Scorpio gets too much, you'll be sure to know. Scorpio employees will react towards those around them exactly as they are treated. When they get what they want, they will be very accepting. If you are trying to work with or motivate a Scorpio co-worker, be sure to treat them respectfully and act professionally. Give them challenging work that allows them to utilize their awesome self-confidence and courage.
Sagittarius Employee Profile (november 22 - december 21)
The Sagittarian employee is head strong, cheerful, and willing to help. They exude self-confidence and take on tasks like there's no tomorrow. They are willing to tackle even the toughest of projects as long as it is challenging and gets them out of the routine. Lucky for them, their shining personalities and honest enthusiasm seem like a bright spot in the office- otherwise co-workers might begin to build animosity towards someone so arrogant and extravagant. Their tendency to exaggerate and take on more then they can handle usually results in missed deadlines and dropping the ball-not because they are lazy of procrastinate, but because their enthusiasm just gets the better of them sometimes. Don't let their nonchalance fool you-they really do care about what they are doing. They just have an easy-going attitude that allows them to keep on smiling even when they just messed up big time. Just because they are flexible and easy-going doesn't mean they won't tell you exactly how they feel-what is working for them and what isn't. And they won't just blindly take orders - they need to understand the method and reason behind the process. If you are trying to motivate your Sagittarian employee, be sure to feed them plenty of challenging new projects and hint that some business trips might be on the horizon once deadlines are met. And whatever you do, try not to question their intentions - it is the quickest way to make them upset. They aren't capable of deceit.
Capricorn Employee Profile (december 22 - january 20)
A Capricorn employee with too much to do is a happy worker. They need plenty of projects and responsibility. There is no sadder sight than a Capricorn worker without a sense of responsibility. They need to be needed. They are covertly ambitious - usually not flashy or obvious about it-but you will usually know that they are serious and determined about advancing themselves. They are completely scrupulous, so much so that they can be self-disparaging. But they are no pushovers. They can wear down even the toughest customers. Their persistence is incredible. Once they set their sights on a goal, they work away at it until the bitter end-whether the goal be that hard sell or the new hardware release. Capricorns don't work for free, however. They expect to be paid handsomely and be given more and more responsibility. They need to come out ahead of the pack in the end, and they see the work environment as their primary vehicle. They won't go in for the typical office gossip and politics, though. They want to get down to business at work and see it as no place for fooling around. With a strong sense of duty and respect towards their superiors, it is rare they will join in on boss-bashing or knocking the system. They can get frustrated, however, with blue sky management schemes that lack common sense, and they will interject their dry sense of humor in the most critical ways. If they want change, they will be unyielding. If all their effort leads to naught the result will be deep moods of darkness and depression with a sense of hopelessness. Keep your Capricorn employee happy by paying them fairly and giving them plenty of hard work. Arrange for a path of advancement within your organization for them. If you don't, you might find them looking for other opportunities.
Aquarius Employee Profile (january 21 - february 19)
The Aquarius employee can't tolerate unfairness in the office. Hair brained schemes will get the positive attention they deserve if an Aquarian has anything to do with it. They'll try to help everyone see the good side of a bad situation if it's the last thing that they do. They are so smart-they can't help but hold management in disdain if they feel that they are being unfair and unintelligent. It isn't that they are overly ambitious and think they could be doing a better job- just that they think people in power should know better. Most Aquarius workers are still looking for themselves and will want to try their hand at a variety of jobs in the workplace. Whatever they are doing, they will do conscientiously. They usually have strict personal codes that include a strong work ethic. Their bright, off-beat intelligence, and trustworthi- ness will typically gain them many friends-in and out of work. Beneath that sometimes odd-ball behavior is solid, concrete thinking and sensitivity to co-workers. Keep your smart Aquarius co-worker happy by giving them plenty of opportunity to learn news kills. Raises are less important to them. No amount of money will make it worth their while to stay in a stagnant position. Don't let them get too bored or they will simply find another job as easily as they found this one-their genius is easy to spot.
Pisces Employee Profile (february 20 - march 20)
The Pisces employee can be a loyal and hard-working, if unconventional, worker. In the right position, they are able to keep their daydreams in check and buckle down on the detail work-giving their all to the boss and corporation whom they feel are worthy of devotion. On the flip side, there is no image of extreme misery like that of an ill-placed Pisces worker. They will act as though their cubicle were a prison cell as they daydream of their own business or next vacation. Unhappy Pisces workers usually won't stick around too long. Often Pisceans will drift from one job to another looking for that ideal environment to which they will be able to commit and feel a sense of purpose. And if things are going in a bad direction at the office, Pisces will be the first to sense it. They'd rather pick up and leave then wait until the problem reaches a head. Pisces are often misunderstood by their co-workers. Typically timid and introspective, they usually keep their true nature hidden, for fear it wouldn't fit with the corporate culture. What motivates a Pisces employee to not only stick around but also excel? Try compliments. And show them how their work impacts the entire organization. They need to know that what they are doing is worth something on a grander scale. Acceptance of their unconventional organization and planning will be necessary. Just because their sales report isn't in the typical format doesn't mean it is any less effective. Keep their environment bright and upbeat; and an after-work cocktail wouldn't hurt.
Month u were Born...
Stubborn. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Never looks at people's flaws or weaknesses. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tense. Rather reserved.. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Loving and loyal. Loves children. Has great social abilities. Money cautious, can budget successfully.
FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Hones! t and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves travelling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decor. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave andfearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others.Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs nomotivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite. Has lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitates, tends to put things off. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny andhumorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Makes friends easily. Shows character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Easily bored. Fussy and stubborn. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious.
JULY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Sometimes difficult to understand. Quiet unless excited or tense. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation for hard work. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.Friendly, but not always approachable. Emotionally temperamental. Moody and easily hurt. Witty. Not mean or revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and illogical things. Sensitive and forms friendships carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally.Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. No difficulties! s in studying. Loves to be alone. Broods about the past and misses old friends. Quiet, homey person. Has difficulty making new friends. Prone to having dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirt! it. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous.. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music anddefence. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to makefriends.
SEPTEMBER
Suave(smooth) and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized.! Stubborn. Quiet. Uncomfortable if have to talk to a group. Calm. Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Secretive. Loves sports and leisure Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships.
OCTOBER
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Sexy.Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making new friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Day dreamer. Loyal. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive(strong minded). Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Honest, does not pretend. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises. High! - spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions.
DECEMBER
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy.. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humour. Logical.

