A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for sex, decides tomake a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount oftimes that they will have to make love for therest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your neverending requests for sex are leaving me drained andreally tired. So I propose that we only have sex ondays that start with the letter 'T', to minimise thefrequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigeratormagnet and sticks the note to the fridgedoor, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with anote from her husband that reads,
"Baby, I didn't'realise that I was putting you under so much pressurea nd I'm sorry.
I accept your proposal and have eventaken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, Iam waiting for you upstairs."
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